Simple Plan - Welcome To My Life

Do you ever wanna' run away?
Do you ever hide in your room
with the radio turned up so loud
that no one hears you scream

Just heard a rather amusing tale involving one of the less pleasant people from my school that I'd like to share with everyone. For some reason, guys think it to be incredibly funny unleashing farts in class and often have contests to see who can fart the loudest. One such idiot who participates in this battle of witlessness is the infinitely odd Phillip Trieu. Anyway, he was trying so hard to fart that he shat his pants during class.

He then asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. upon returning to class he proudly announces to his friends "I shitted in my pants. My underpants were f*cking filthy so i chucked them out"

Sorry if you've just eaten or are about to eat. This is quite possibly the most tasteless story i've heard in a long time but what wonderful proof for einstein's theory of infinite human stupidity.

today's top 5: annoying advertisements (revisited)

1. Coco Pops pedometer ad. Who the hell in their right mind would do laps around the kitchen table?
2. Ambi Pur "enjoy your private time" ad. Woman goes around bathroom spraying air freshener, opening up perfume dispenser and flushing toilet to unleash the smell of toilet bowl thing. Not only is this a wanton waste of water, she probably spends more time preparing the bathroom than she spends in the bathroom.
3. Weet Bix "30% more alert" campaign. 30% more alert than what you ask? 30% more alert than skipping breakfast apparently. Very clever advertising campaign along the lines of "eat Weet Bix because it's better than starving"
4. "Whoever finds the car keys can have one of these Uncle Toby's Bites". Oh my gosh! One whole bite sized piece of fruit cake just for digging half way to China? Does this woman's generousity ever end?
5. Any ad for Dancing With The Stars. These ad's are perhaps the only ones on this list which are excusable. The ad's do have very little to promote after all.