Foo Foghters - Times Like These

it's times like these you learn to love again...

Not that this is entirely relevant to anything in particular, but is' pretty damn funny. This is taken from the home page of www.shityrail.info.

ShityRails promises to our customers:

• trains will be at least 5 minutes later than printed timetables
  
• At least 15 trains per day per line will be canceled
  
• All trains will be over crowded
  
• We will overcharge for a poor service
  
• We will continue to put the price up as our service gets worse
  
• We will have at least one derailment per year
  
• Track work will only be done on weekends when it's a long weekend, mother's day weekend, father's day weekend or Easter just to screw any plans you have to be with love ones
  
• There will be no staff to sell you tickets
  
• All ticket machines won't work
  
• There will be more ticket inspectors than passengers at all times
  
• Due to the fact you can't buy a ticket YOU WILL BE FINED $500
  
• 90% of our Millennium Trains will not work never ever be as good as we were during the Olympics
  
• not to listen to our customers, be as rude to them as possible, try as hard we can to make sure we can fine our customers for $500