So Much Time, So Few Things To Do...

Something I borrowed from Cyd's blog.

• NAME: Alan
• BIRTHDAY: 23/09/87
  
• WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? running out of things to be cynical about
  
• DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS OR GLASSES? glasses
  
• WHAT YOUR PERFECT MAN/WOMAN WOULD BE LIKE: a female version of me... but prettier
  
• MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT? probably when my entire play went wrong because the light and sound guys at SHS can't follow simple instructions.
  
• YOUR FUTURE KIDS' NAME: errrrr... something normal
  
• BEST FRIEND: no time to discriminate, I hate everyone equally
  
• YOU EVER HATED ANY PERSON IN YOUR FAMILY? various people at various stages
  

FAVOURITE...

• ICE CREAM: English toffee
• MEAT: mmmmmmmm... steak...
  
• CANDY: it's all good except licorice (or however that's spelt)
  
• BEVERAGE: chardonnay
  
• MOVIE: The Notebook (yes, I am fully aware that it's a chick flick)
  
• SHOW: Today Tonight because it's just so damn funny
  
• JEWELLERY: do watches count?
  
• SPORT: tennis, cricket, cycling, volleyball, soccer
  
• NUMBER: 13
  
• ANIMAL: ferrets
  
• BRAND OF SHOES: *shrugs*
  
• PERFUME/COLOGNE: most of them make me sneeze
  
• SUBJECT: philosophy
  
• GOING TO COLLEGE?: naturally
  
• HOW DO YOU SEE YOURSELF 10 YEARS DOWN THE ROAD?: either still being cynical or in a coffin and six feet under.
  

HAVE YOU...

• LOVED SOMEBODY SO MUCH IT MADE YOU CRY? not that i can remember
• DRANK ALCOHOL? (see 'favourite drink')
• DONE DRUGS? panadol
  
• RUN AWAY FROM HOME? nope
• BROKEN A BONE? everything's still intatc
  
• CHEATED ON TEST? yup
  
• SKINNY DIPPED? no
  
• PLAYED STRIP POKER? unfortunately not.
  
• PLAYED TRUTH OR DARE? no, it's a silly game
  
• MOONED SOMEONE? maybe when I was 2 or 3 years old.
  
• KISSED SOMEONE YOU DIDN'T KNOW? never been drunk enough to do something like that
  
• BEEN IN A PHYSICAL FIGHT? at least once a week with my brother
  
• RODE IN A POLICE CAR? I swear I didn't kill him!
  
• BEEN ON A PLANE? many times
  
• COME CLOSE TO DYING? death happens to be a good friend of mine

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT...

• COUNTRY MUSIC? *assumes foetal position*
• CLASSICAL? good in small doses
  
• OLDIES? love some, indifferent towards others
  
• THE PERSON THAT SENT THIS TO YOU? I borrowed this from Cyd's blog
  

WHAT IS...

• YOUR GOOD LUCK CHARM? pessimism and cynicism
• THE WORST SONG U EVER HEARD? that bloody 'Milkshake' crap
  
• MOST EMBARRASSING TAPE/ C.D IN YOUR COLLECTION? too many to count
  
• YOUR BEDROOM LIKE? tidy until you have a look under my bed
  
• YOUR SECRET CRUSH? nobody at the moment
  
• YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSIONS? my friends (I'm going to have you all stuffed and put on display when you die)
  

ARE YOU A....

• VEGETARIAN? I love vegetables too much to eat them often
• GOOD STUDENT? only when want to learn
  
• GOOD AT SPORTS? I'm alright at most sports
  
• DEEPSLEEPER? *yawns* where did all those soldiers come from?
  
• STORYTELLER? when there is an interesting story to be told
  

HAVE YOU EVER HAD...

• CHICKENPOX? yes
• SORE THROAT? every second week
  
• BLOODY NOSE? I'm easily excited
  
• CANCER? I sure hope not
  
• SURGERY? I split my head open when I was 5 and had to get that stitched up
  
• SOMEONE BESIDES YOUR FAMILY SAY THEY LOVE YOU? *nods enthusiastically*
  
• SOMEONE PUNCH YOU? every single year on September 23
  

• ENJOY PARKS? if the weather is right
  
• LIKE PICNICS? depends who with
  
• ENJOY SHOPPING? not particularly
  

WOULD YOU...

• EAT A LIVE HAMSTER FOR A MILLION? a million what? dollars? donuts? more hampsters?
• GO TO A HANSON CONCERT IF YOU HAD A FREE TICKET? depends if I have any rotten vegetables in the fridge
  
• GET ANYTHING PIERCED? no
  

IF...

• YOUR HOUSE WAS ON FIRE, WHAT TWO THINGS WOULD YOU TAKE FROM YOUR ROOM? my phone and MP3 player
  
• SOMEONE OFFERED YOU A SMALL PART IN A MOVIE WOULD YOU ACCEPT? wouldn't hurt
  
• WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES AND THEIR ORIGIN: Alaine (courtesy of Jeffery), Dodo Number 2 (because Stephen is Dodo Number 1) and Mr. Cynic (self explanatory)