Love + Maths = ?
My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset,when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like an unsolved polynomial of degree 10.
With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.
Yours ever loving,
Pythagoras
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset,when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like an unsolved polynomial of degree 10.
With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.
Yours ever loving,
Pythagoras
20 Comments:
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By Anonymous, at December 18, 2005 9:24 PM
if there's anything more romantic than maths, i dont wanna know about it.
By Anonymous, at December 19, 2005 3:36 PM
alan you are a maximum turning point, because you're turning me on to the max!
By Anonymous, at December 19, 2005 6:31 PM
LOL ALAN... if only maths was this fun from the beginning huh XD
By εïз (c h i l l y), at December 19, 2005 6:34 PM
oh btw... PETER WAS SECRET ADMIRER! he told me so *nods* so alan... i apologise on behalf of my man XD
By εïз (c h i l l y), at December 19, 2005 7:09 PM
That's alright. He's entitled to post nonsense comments on my blog. That's what it's here fore after all.
By Yuki, at December 19, 2005 8:54 PM
sigh..................... alan, i marvel at your ability to mix love with math...
By Anonymous, at December 20, 2005 5:19 PM
i sometimes marvel at my own genius too... =)
By Yuki, at December 20, 2005 10:47 PM
This cause for a dare to be proposed...
By Anonymous, at December 21, 2005 3:56 PM
And what dare do you propose?
By Yuki, at December 21, 2005 6:59 PM
Include this in let's say... a date invitation.
By Anonymous, at December 21, 2005 7:04 PM
That's not a dare. That's called relationship suicide.
By Yuki, at December 21, 2005 8:46 PM
While your entry was rather... interesting, I fear that most people in today's society don't have time for such romance. I don't particularly like maths, but if you must use it while you profess your love, try something more abrubt, like, 'I think you are (1/sin) C.'Works a charm, every time haha.
By Anonymous, at December 21, 2005 9:04 PM
As much as reality sucks some days, I'd choose reality over maths any day.
By Yuki, at December 22, 2005 10:26 PM
omg...so much maths!! i didnt even read the blog!! i saw pythagoras etc and i just went......*shivers*...
u r way 2 crazy fer ur own good alan
=P
ta ta
merry christmas!
By Anonymous, at December 24, 2005 10:50 PM
I think I'd much rather be crazy than 'normal' as defined by society. Merry christmas everyone.
By Yuki, at December 27, 2005 9:36 PM
Alan,
after having watched "Silence of the Lambs","Hannibal" and "Red Dragon" in immediate succession, I would have to agree with you entirely. :p
By the way, congrats on your hsc mnarks.
Cheers,
David O.
By Anonymous, at December 28, 2005 5:54 AM
Thanks. Those movies can be a bit strange if you watch them in the wrong frame of mind.
By Yuki, at December 29, 2005 7:44 PM
i shouldn't have chosen general maths......i missed out on so much
Alyssa.
By Anonymous, at December 30, 2005 1:48 AM
And if you had picked 4U in the first fifteen minutes you would have received a free set of steak nives too.
By Yuki, at January 01, 2006 11:12 PM
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