<<~ wakarimasen! ~>>: Why It Should Be Edible

Saturday, October 01, 2005

Ideally, 'study' in the context of the HSC should be something edible. Reasons for this include:

It takes hours to digest but only a few minutes to turn to shit.
It's disgusting just like everything else that is supposedly good for us.
Like all disgusting food, it really won't do us any good and we'll end up regurgitating the lot in the exam hall (assuming it hasn't already turned to shit).
Not eating = death. Not studying = low UAI = death.
Too much food = cardiac arrest. Too much study = cardiac arrest.
A frequently used mathematical term is homophonic with a round pastry dish.
We all love food. If study were edible, we would love study too.

Convinced?

I want "study" for dinner mum!
See that just doesn't sound right XD Other than that, it wouldn't be a problem if study were edible. Mmmm... criminal law... with a side of quadratic polynomials! *groan* okay I take it back, if study were edible, there'd be too many tummy aches. Then again, if I become a nurse, more jobs for me! >=]

By εïз (c h i l l y), at October 02, 2005 9:36 PM
I'd rather a stomach ache than a headache.

By Yuki, at October 03, 2005 1:27 PM
I don't think this is the reason why my copy of Hamlet smells like coffee.

L.

By Anonymous, at October 03, 2005 9:42 PM
If I had a copy of Hamlet, it would probably smell like off milk.

By Yuki, at October 04, 2005 3:57 PM
if I had a copy of hamlet it would smell like... HAM.. duh =P

By Anonymous, at October 04, 2005 7:32 PM
Lame and yet oh so amusing.

By Yuki, at October 04, 2005 8:25 PM

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