Wise words from Homer Simpson: 'Trying is the first step towards failure' 'Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try' :P
GWB, Blair and Howard all have one thing in common: they're all complete idiots. And since the world considers them to be such huge 'successes', I'm afraid we're absolutel failures.
'And so, from hour to hour, we ripe and ripe;
And then, from hour to hour, we rot and rot;
And thereby hangs a tale…'
William Shakespeare, As You Like It, II:7
12 Comments:
If at first you don't succeed... don't tell anybody.
L.
By Anonymous, at October 13, 2005 12:13 PM
That works.
By Yuki, at October 13, 2005 12:22 PM
If at first you don't succeed... you're a miserable failure and you should jump off a cliff.
Excuse me if I sound a little bitter.
By Anonymous, at October 13, 2005 2:26 PM
if at first you don't succeed.. just pretend like you did.
like that guy that tried to run a car with water...
By Anonymous, at October 13, 2005 2:39 PM
If at first you don't succeed (in one thing), at least you succeed in failing, so then you DO succeed? XD
By εïз (c h i l l y), at October 13, 2005 10:45 PM
That's a very positive way of looking at it. Not what i had in mind when i said 'redefien success' though.
By Yuki, at October 14, 2005 3:29 PM
Wise words from Homer Simpson:
'Trying is the first step towards failure'
'Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try'
:P
By Anonymous, at October 14, 2005 11:33 PM
You've changed your 'about'. I itched for a while today trying to recall the quote but I came online just to announce that I remember now.
Sir Philip Sidney - some important Englishman.
L.
By Anonymous, at October 18, 2005 9:44 PM
It is indeed Sir Philip Sidney, British courtier and statesman.
By Yuki, at October 19, 2005 9:47 PM
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all of the evidence.
By Anonymous, at October 25, 2005 8:44 PM
GWB, Blair and Howard all have one thing in common: they're all complete idiots. And since the world considers them to be such huge 'successes', I'm afraid we're absolutel failures.
By Yuki, at October 26, 2005 9:25 PM
if at first you don't succeed... fuk up someone else so they don't either.
By Anonymous, at December 21, 2005 11:00 PM
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