Linkin Park - High Voltage

While you risk it all
I'll sing all your flaws...

To recap on today:
temperature: 36 degrees celsius
lessons: maths, english, maths and english again...
highlight of the day: 40 minute maths test that we were given 70 minutes to do
mood: tired and apathetic
music: Utada Hikaru

A day where i have english is shitty. A day where i have english and maths is disastrous. A day where i have english and maths twice each is cataclysmic. Therefore, we can conclude that today was cataclysmic, and it damn well may have been considering the heat.

And to cap it all off, round 2 of english was all about post modernism. Naturally we read a post modern story by Nick Earls. It was about a guy who shares a house with a unicorn. The unicorn, contrary to stereotypes, drinks beer, smokes and cusses like a sailor. Apparently, this is an example of magic realism. With this information we can state that: magic realism = 2 (stupid+crazy)

today's top 5: absurd words and things i'd like to see

1. Cloverity n. - a disorder where the carrier is prone to short bouts of extremely good luck. Derived from the Irish legend that four leaf clovers will bring good luck.
2. A penguin doing a striptease on a stage carried by cross dressing camels.
3. Dubya Bush and Howard in a no-holds barred mud wrestling match. If Osama is ever found, he can partner Saddam in a tag team grudhe match.
4. Moneism n. - an atheistic religion in which money is worshipped. The mightiest of all the Moneist gods is US Dollar.
5. Somebody taking revenge and shitting on a pigeon.