Another shitty day...

Since when did guys become so damn filthy? I'm not talking about guys being perverts and thinking about nothing but sex (and creative ways to get some). That's perfectly understandable because it's some hormonal thing and apparently oogling breast furthers the male life expectancy (funnily enough, that research was done by males). But I am absolutely certain, and correct me if I am greatly mistaken, that wiping your own shit on walls has very little benefit to anybody's health.

To elaborate: the male toilets at Sefton High have long been legendary for its filth. On a good day, it might smell like a garbage tip. But today, I was witness to one of the most putrid things i had ever seen. The walls of the cubicle had shit smeared all over it. I'm not talking one or two streaks either, I'm talking about the whole friggin' side of the cubicle. It was positively retching.

I can understand that Sefton, being the shit hole that it is (no pun intended), refuses to supply toilet paper (the fact that it used to be soaked in water and thrown at the ceiling may have contributed to this). I can understand that it is excruciatingly tortorous to carry the knowledge that you haven't wiped your holy backside. Hell, I can even understand that people often have amazing creative bursts while on the toilet. What I don't understand, is how anybody could possibly find any amusement or relief from rubbing their arse against a wall (or picking up their shit with their hands and rubbing it, not sure which is worse).

I don't know about the girl's toilets at Sefton or the toilets at other schools, but I'm pretty sure this takes the cake. If you've seen or heard of any worse toilets, please enlighten me so that i may see the beauty of what i have.