Blink 182 - All The Small Things

Always... i know
you'll be at my show...

Besides being overly joyful for no reason in particular (possibly one of the side effecst of coffee?), life is shit. As i may have previously mentioned, whoever said that life is like a box of chocolates must have been allergic to cocoa and broken out in hives.

There are those bitter times wheen life is like a box of licorice. The happy times where life is like a box of jelly beans. The funny times when life is like a box of sour gummies. The lonely times where life is like an empty box. And the times of bitter sweet agony which most closely resemble a box of overdue chocolates.

No matter which way you look at it, life is always like a box of something. I think the label on my box says "radioactive waste".

today's top 5: ways to amuse yourself during class (without resorting to masturbation)

1. Write "Look at the footprints on the ceiling. Pass it on" on a sheet of paper and throw it at somebody's feet. They will, without fail, read the note and look for the footprints on the ceiling which logic tells us could not possibly be there. Very funny stuff. It gets even funnier when the teacher confiscates the note, reads it and looks up at the ceiling.
2. Play a game of 'penis'. The general premises behind this game is to get a group of people who take it in turn to say "penis" louder than the last person without getting caught. The word "penis" can be replaced with "scrotum" or any other genitalia.
3. Write, "To see something funny, turn this over" on both sides of a sheet of paper and proceed to follow the instructions you have written.
4. Sit at the back of the class and have a farting contest. Very very immature fun. A word of warning: trying too hard to unleash a huge fart may result in disastrous pant shitting (see blog post for November 7th, 2004)
5. Eat