Dido - Whiteflag

i will go down with this ship
and i won't put my hands up in surrender
there will be no white flag above my door
i'm in love and always will be...

The sun is shining, the birds are singing, the grass is growing, and the holidays are almost over. oh well, 3 out of 4 isn't too bad. As much of a downer as going back to school is (especially since i'm starting year 12) just remember that you should never let school interfere with your education. Sure, if you fail your parents will probabaly disown you before nailing you to a cross and castrating you but that's the worst thing that could possibly happen (i mean it, nothing worse could possibly happen). Just remember that should your UAI be in single digits (or negative figures) there are still a number of jobs with impressive titles available to you including garbologist (also known as a garbage man), a learning facilitator (also known as a teacher) and conscientious objector (also known as a lazy fag).

Failure is not the end of the world, it is merely the beginning of hell...

today's top 5: warning labels

1. warning label on a superhero cape, "wearing this will not grant you the ability to fly. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO JUMP OUT OF ANY WINDOWS"
2. warning label on a chainsaw, "do not hit people with active chainsaw"
3. warning label on a knife, "not designed for cutting up small children"
4. warning label on computer monitor, "not to be used as a projectile"
5. instructions on American Airlines peanuts packet, "1. open packet... 2. consume peanuts" (strictly not a warning label, but funny none the less)