Savage Garden - The Best Thing

Never want to fly, never want to leave
Never want to say what you mean to me
Never want to run, frightened to believe
You're the best thing about me

There is no word in the english language that even comes close to describing just how catastrophic last night was. This is a short list of what went wrong:

• The music was crappy at the best of times and excruciatingly loud
• The DJ may have had too much to drink or serious mental issues
• My definition of 'food' was very different to what they were serving
• I had no date
• Stargazing was impossible because of cloud cover
• Due to age restrictions, i couldn't even have alcohol to forget the aforementioned problems
• The highlight of the evening was a pair of seagulls flying close to the ship

In conclusion, the cruise was an utter waste of both time and money.

Must go and mope now, cyaz!